Facebook has a group for everything, racist, sexist, lovers and most importantly haters. 189 people are members of: “mums who 
want to run into people with their prams”. It is not even worth exploring why you would join a group that welcomes:
For those of us who get frustrated with slow people, window shoppers and indicisive people.
Also the people that reach in & touch our little treasures with who knows what on their hands.
If you know what it’s like to want to go on a bloody rampage with your pram.
Natural Habitat: Any sealed surface. The busier the better.
Not likely to see: The baby. It is hermetically sealed inside a waterproof, windproof, soundproof, sightproof plastic capsule.
Related to: Just about any parent. Corporate mum will run/ walk the pram to child care. Tracksuit mum will use the pram as a portable cot in a shopping centre. Fitness mum will use the pram to establish a clear pathway. Incompetent dad will use the pram to contain the mess whilst rushing home to get a change of clothes. And so on.
Quote: This is literally a quote from the facebook group….
Role Model: Gwyneth Paltrow pushing none other than a Bugaboo. With a kid named Apple or Leaf.
So far:
Tracksuit mum
Wanna-be hippy mum
Corporate Dad
Martyr mum
Corporate Mum
Stay at home dad
Hippy Mum
im a studesnt researching problems people face while using a pram.. stumbled upon this page. i have to say, its an interesting blog u have going on. keep it up!